about yesterday night
what was supposed to happen
tom: "yeah, let's have fun tonight, go to a movie or smth"
me: "AAAAAOMGOMGSURRRREEEE"
what actually happened
me: "am i going to see you tonight?"
tom: "not sure, watching a movie at the frat with friends now"
result: me going to mahoneys by myself, drinking three tequila shots and 4 double whiskies, making friends with all the bar workers and telling everyone why do i have such an idiot guy
woke up so hungover i have not been in a long time
but at least not by myself